My last story about toes ended with my podiatrist popping off both my big toenails, because they were extremely ingrown. (By the way, welcome to all of the new subscribers, most of whom probably weren’t expecting me to write about toes.) The doctor said that my toenails would grow back, though they would be narrower than before, because he cauterized the edges of the nail roots (creepy!). Toenails with the edges removed, he promised, “basically
Thank you for these magical transporting images, and laughs, early on this freezing morning (In Australia). It’s so generous to turn pain, stress and discomfort, let alone our own pecadilloes, into literary and comedy gold. Thank you. May Dean get any karma due him. 😉
Oh Natalie, I am sorry about all of your toe problems!! However, this post gave me a good morning chuckle-you are so uniquely funny! I do hope the problem is solved!
Not once did I think I'd read a post about toenail extraction in its entirety 😂😂 Toenails are so weird. I once had a big toenail fall off due to an injury, only to reveal a whole new, fresh one underneath it.
Hank the Hungry Horse all the way!
Thank you for these magical transporting images, and laughs, early on this freezing morning (In Australia). It’s so generous to turn pain, stress and discomfort, let alone our own pecadilloes, into literary and comedy gold. Thank you. May Dean get any karma due him. 😉
Oh Natalie, I am sorry about all of your toe problems!! However, this post gave me a good morning chuckle-you are so uniquely funny! I do hope the problem is solved!
I'm a big fan of the labels. Practical.
Hilarious, Natalie. It’s gotta be Hank the Hungry Horse. And Dean better make good on his debt. I’m tired of his excuses.
Not once did I think I'd read a post about toenail extraction in its entirety 😂😂 Toenails are so weird. I once had a big toenail fall off due to an injury, only to reveal a whole new, fresh one underneath it.
And my vote is for the horse!
As a fellow ingrown toenail sufferer, I feel your pain (pun intended). Seriously, I hope your toes won’t give you as much trouble now.